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Why? JUST WHY!?!?

Discussion in 'Fire Pit' started by cryptkeeper91, Aug 21, 2012.

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    cryptkeeper91 New Member

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    They always do it. Ever damn commercial I have seen .. okay not all of them. But "most".

    They put there product on the ground run over it and say, "plus its nearly indestructible!". Like what the hell? Do you really need a damn toaster you can run over with a semi truck? Is it suppose to make it well engineered? I don't need a toaster that can survive a moab going off next to it. GIVE ME A FALL OUT!

    But seriously why do they do it? Dose it make some idiot jump up and rush to get there item? Are you the idiot?

    "Come one come all, see the amazing toaster!"

    "Pfft amazing my ass, it was only run over by a truck!" (This should be all of Americas answers) LOL
    cryptkeeper91, Aug 21, 2012
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    omg are u serious, i would get that toaster. Great warranty and everything. If there was a hurricane, i bet it would survive than the average toaster
    wmbrown18, Aug 21, 2012
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    Might want to put a tracer on that toaster, cause finding it will not be an easy task. :hurr:
    cryptkeeper91, Aug 21, 2012
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    Why the hell else would you want a toaster for?
    Oblivious, Aug 21, 2012
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    IKR!!!!!!! I would buy this toaster in no time flat. By the way they should also add a whole talking feature on the way you like ur toast/bagels/etc. It can also give you sass if you want it to
    wmbrown18, Aug 21, 2012
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    It's to prove the product could one day take over the world if needbe. :I
    Wolfbane, Aug 21, 2012
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    I don't want a freaky talking toaster....*Starts thinking about a post apocalyptic world with toasters as weapons*
    Oh scary... people getting "toasted" instead of shot.... wait ... that don't sound half bad. *sees giant toaster* ... Ummm I change my mind now... :rly:
    cryptkeeper91, Aug 21, 2012
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    Oblivious Me so shady

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    That's how it works.
    Oblivious, Aug 21, 2012
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    skullphantom ---|Jack of All Trades|--- The Untouchable Prince

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    It makes for a good conversation starter.

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    girl: that's so hot, wanna date?

    you: my toaster is indestructible.
    mac fag: so what!? my mac cant get viruses!
    you: *proceed to slaughter faggot with the toaster*

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    police: that doesnt explain why you were speeding

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    police: hell yeah! I need to heat up this doughnut!

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    Mute person: ...

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    teacher: but where's your home work?
    you: the toaster destroyed it.

    you: I have an indestructible toaster.
    teacher: but where's your home work?
    you: WOMAN! CANT YOU SEE? THIS IS MY HOMEWORK!

    lol im too energetic today.
    skullphantom, Aug 21, 2012
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